Yes..yes, this probably will be a big club hit, infact I'll probably hear it in my own student union. However you must ask yourself, 'What determines a *big club hit*?', when all the "clubbers" are so off their face on ecstacy, then wouldnt know if you smashed them over the head with a concrete tonne!
Anyway I found myself wondering why Kelis would do this, why would she put her fans through such total suffering and pain...I'll tell you why:::
Kelis had been signed to Will.I.Am/Interscope Records after leaving Jive. And so no wonder she's making this housey, generic, boring crap which REALLY does not compliment her singing capabilities...Will.I.Am is the KING of selling out!
Who remembers when Black Eyed Peas (pre-Fergie & when the lightskinned one was quite sexy!) made songs like this...
But then Will.I.Am got blinded by the dollar signs, signed Fergie (after receiving rejection from Nicole Schnigerzeringerzingzinglalalacher from PCD) and starting making
Well after making no p's from 'Kelis was Here', Jive dropped her like a plate at a Greek wedding..she got married, up the duff and later divorced and then realised..."shit I aint got no money, my baby-daddy dont love me no mo' and I need to get my hair and nails diiiddd!". So called on Will.I.Am the King of "I weren't making any money in my previous genre-cataegory, so hey Ima just jump on this pop bandwagon for a while until I get bored/fat/ugly/Fergie pregant" and hey presto, we now have another artist that has let go of their artistic integrity like a silent, but violent fart in pursuit of $$$$!
*sighs* and plays Kelis 'Young, Fresh & New'
p.s. her new stylist needs to get SACKED!
Via Hattie Collins Blog